The Easter Horror Movie
Of course one of my readers set me straight. He commented saying Critters was an Easter horror movie. I did my research and got the Critters box set and Critters 1 is certainly not an Easter horror movie, but Critters 2 is as much of an Easter horror movie as any movie can be. The horrible little monsters from the first movie left lots of eggs behind which some idiot finds and sells to a local grandma who uses them as fancy Easter eggs in the church Easter egg hunt. The Easter eggs hatch and devour a man in an Easter bunny suit. So there it is, there is an Easter horror movie. Happy Easter and watch out for strange eggs!