Zombie Repellent for May Monster Madness
I have always been deeply concerned about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse. I have also wanted to prepare for this apocalypse. However, I am lazy and cheap and most options for preparation seem difficult and expensive. Buying guns and ammo is expensive. Fortifying your home is expensive and it just sounds like a lots of work. Cardio is exhausting.
This is my answer to all zombie problems. Buy or brew trappist ales. Trappist beer is a wonderful thing. There are seven breweries in the world that carry the official Trappist seal, and every single beer they brew is a masterpiece. All of these beers are brewed by actual Trappist Monks in monasteries. They are my favorite beers and if I have to sacrifice something for zombie safety, thank God it is drinking one of these every day. My personal favorite is Chimay Blue Ale. Be careful, this is a high gravity beer with an alcohol content of 11.5% and it may get you tipsy a little quicker than your average beer, but it is a worthwhile sacrifice if that is what is required to save yourself from zombies.